Things I think. Sometimes I like to be invisible. I am hella engaged. I have no talent, no extraordinary qualities, and cats understand me on a real levelWhere my felines at?
my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night
What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole
When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather